BECAUSE SCOTTY DEMANDED IT! THE BLONDE OF THE DAY IS DIANA SCARWID. WHO COULD FORGET HER ROUSING TURN AS DAUGHTER OF PSYCHOTIC DESPOT JOAN CRAWFORD (DELICATELY AND RESTRAINFULLY PORTRAYED BY MS. FAYE DUNAWAY!) IN THE LEGENDARY MOMMIE DEAREST.
THE BLONDE OF THE DAY ALSO HAPPENS TO BE FEATURED IN THE LATEST AD FOR THE WHITE HOT COMIC I HAVE COMING UP WITH PARTNER IN CRIME, TONY SMITH, "THE EXCEPTIONALS". HIS NAME IS MIRACULOUS OR "PRINCE TROY"- BUFF AND GORGEOUS AND A LITTLE BIT OF A MAMA'S BOI! WITH A "MOM" LIKE MIRACULOUS WOMAN YOU CAN HARDLY BLAME HIM. TONY AND I HAVE OUR FAVORITE CHILDREN (WE ARE SUCH BAD PARENTS!) AND MIRACULOUS IS DEFINITELY ONE OF MY BABIES. HE ALSO FILLS THE TOKEN IDEALIZED VERSION OF MYSELF THAT I LIKE TO THROW IN TO SOME OF MY PROJECTS! I CAN HONESTLY SAY I HAVEN'T BEEN AS EXCITED ABOUT A PROJECT AS I AM ABOUT "THE EXCEPTIONALS!" BRING IT, BITCHES!
BOOM BOOM POW! CHECK OUT THE LATEST AD FOR THE UPCOMING COMIC BOOK MASTERPIECE "THE EXCEPTIONALS". THIS AS FEATURES "SWIFTY". CAN YOU GUESS WHAT HIS POWERS ARE?
