BLONDE OF THE DAY

'NUFF SAID!!!

BLONDE OF THE DAY: DRAIN

The Blonde of the day is DRAIN from the Blonde Squad. She has the ability to "drain" the energy out of anything and release it as energy. She will be adding much fun to The Blonde Squad comicbook coming this summer from LETHALLY BLONDE PRODUCTIONS.

BLONDE OF THE DAY: BLONDER MAN

The Blonde of the day is my new favorite blonde; BLONDER MAN. Blonder Man is poised to make a big splash in the pages of the Blonde Squad coming this summer from Michael Troy and LETHALLY BLONDE PRODUCTIONS.

BLONDE OF THE DAY HEIDI MONTAG

Why is everyone so up in arms against Heidi Montag and her big bucket of plastic surgery? She came from Beverly Hills where society's incessant drive for perfection is full-throttle. It is so typical of society to dictate what perfection is supposed to be, then condemn people for trying to achieve it. It's her body, her money and her ultimate happiness. Besides, won't it be a hoot to watch the progression of surgeries as the years go by? You go, gurl!

THE BLONDE OF THE DAY

I RECENTLY GOT THE WALT SIMONSON EDITION OF MODERN MASTERS AND WAS INSPIRED TO DO THIS PIECE. I HAVE NEVER REALLY DRAWN THOR ALTHOUGH I'VE HAD A MIGHTY AFFECTION FOR THE CHARACTER SINCE I WAS A LITTLE BOY. I THINK HE IS A DANDY CANDIDATE FOR THE BLONDE OF THE DAY AS HE IS POISED TO MAKE A BIG SPLASH IN THE KENNETH BRANAGH DIRECTED LIVE ACTION FILM VERSION. (PLAYED BY THE HUNKY ACTOR WHO PLAYED CAPT. KIRK'S PA IN J.J. ABRAHMS' RECENT STAR TREK RELAUNCH. I VERILY AWAIT IT'S RELEASE!

MIRACULOUS! BLONDE OF THE DAY!

THE BLONDE OF THE DAY ALSO HAPPENS TO BE FEATURED IN THE LATEST AD FOR THE WHITE HOT COMIC I HAVE COMING UP WITH PARTNER IN CRIME, TONY SMITH, "THE EXCEPTIONALS".  HIS NAME IS MIRACULOUS OR "PRINCE TROY"- BUFF AND GORGEOUS AND A LITTLE BIT OF A MAMA'S BOI! WITH A "MOM" LIKE MIRACULOUS WOMAN YOU CAN HARDLY BLAME HIM.  TONY AND I HAVE OUR FAVORITE CHILDREN (WE ARE SUCH BAD PARENTS!) AND MIRACULOUS IS DEFINITELY ONE OF MY BABIES.  HE ALSO FILLS THE TOKEN IDEALIZED VERSION OF MYSELF THAT I LIKE TO THROW IN TO SOME OF MY PROJECTS!  I CAN HONESTLY SAY I HAVEN'T BEEN AS EXCITED ABOUT A PROJECT AS I AM ABOUT "THE EXCEPTIONALS!"  BRING IT, BITCHES!

BLONDE OF THE DAY FARRAH FAWCETT FEB 2,1947- JUNE 25, 2009

THIS TRULY BREAKS MY HEART.  ONE OF MY CHILDHOOD ICONS AND FIRST MAD CRUSHES, FARRAH FAWCETT HAS LOST THE GOOD FIGHT.  I HAD A FARRAH FAWCETT CHARLIE'S ANGEL'S DOLL WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BOY.  I WAS SO EXCITED WHEN I GOT A FUR COAT (FAUX, NATCH!) FOR HER ON MY BIRTHDAY AND SO DEVASTATED WHEN MY BRATTY LIL' SISTER THREW FARRAH IN THE BATHTUB WITH ME, FUR COAT AND ALL!!!  THIS IS TRULY SAD NEWS. SO LONG ANGEL, YOU WILL BE MISSED- BUT I GUESS HEAVEN COULDN'T WAIT ANY LONGER FOR YOU! XOXO

BLONDE OF THE DAY

SURE HE-MAN'S ALTER EGO WAS A LITTLE LIGHT IN THE LOAFERS- BUT HE IS JUST AS HOT AS HE-MAN.  NOW THAT I THINK OF IT THIS IS THE PERFECT EXAMPLE OF WHAT IS WRONG WITH GAY MEN.  THEY ALL ACT LIKE PRINCE ADAM BUT THEY WANT EVERYONE ELSE TO ACT LIKE HE-MAN.  THEY ALL WANT A BIG "MASC IN-SHAPE BRO" WHO TANS AND TAKES IT IN THE ASS! LOL  IF I SOUND BITTER- YOU TRY DATING IN WEST HOLLYWOOD WHERE HYPOCRISY IS AS RAMPANT AS PLUCKED EYEBROWS AND BOTOX!

BLONDE OF THE DAY

SHE TOOK MY LOVE AND SHE TOOK IT DOWN.  THE BLONDE OF THE DAY IS ONE OF THE BEST SONG WRITERS OF OUR TIME, A TRUE ORIGINAL AND NOTHING COMPARES TO HER.  LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO- THE BLONDE OF THE DAY, NONE OTHER THAN MS. STEVIE NICKS!  (HER HAUNTING SONG BEAUTY AND THE BEAST SAVED MY LIFE MORE THAN ONCE- BLESS YOU STEVIE!)

BLONDE OF THE DAY

THE BLONDE OF THE DAY IS BILLY IDOL! IT'S SUNDAY AND HE GOT A BIG OL' CROSS- SO WHY THE FUCK NOT?

BLONDE OF THE DAY

THE BLONDE of THE DAY is my beloved Homo-Hero from my first book from Green Candy Press!  it's a fun little book that is an adult, gay, novelty/activity book.  I have to say whenever i revisit it it totally cracks me up and I am still proud of it.  A perfect gift for the gay in your life! Click here  to purchase your copy!

BLONDE OF THE DAY

     LET'S HAVE SOME FUN THIS BEAT IS SICK, I WANT TO TAKE A RIDE ON YOUR DISCO

STICK!  Let's face it the GaGa is the most fun, interesting and talented BLONDE to come along in a long time.   Here's her rockin' cover shoot by The House of LaChapelle for Rolling Stone.  Don't you EVER shut your Playboy Mouth!

BLONDE OF THE DAY

If I have nothing to write about, I will at least put up "The Blonde of the Day" and I could not think of a better Blonde to start with than the Legendary Marilyn Monroe.  I don't think I need to explain why I love MM so much.  This image is from her final (and one of my favorite) films, The Misfits.  If anyone doubts her acting ability check it out.  Such strength vulenrability and ultimate screen pressence.  Big Kiss, Norma Jean!