EXCEPTIONAL COLOR!

JUST LIKE DOROTHY WALKING INTO THE COLOR OF OZ FOR THE FIRST TIME, HERE IS THE COLOR VERSION OF THE TEASER AD FROM THE HOT NEW COMIC I AM CRAFTING WITH WRITER TONY SMITH, "THE EXCEPTIONALS" ENJOY!

EXCEPTIONAL ANTICIPATION!!!

IT'S TOO EARLY TO DIVULGE THE DETAILS OF THE NEW COMIC BOOK I AM COOKING UP WITH TONY SMITH, "THE EXCEPTIONALS"-  IT IS NEVER TOO EARLY TO WHET YOUR APPETITE WITH A KILLER TEASER AD HOWEVER.  THIS WILL BE THE BACK COVER AD FOR THE BLONDE SQUAD #2 DEBUTING AT COMIC CON IN SAN DIEGO. 

2 LEGIT 2 QUIT

WHY DO I THINK THIS IS FUNNY?  I WAS SHOPPING WITH FRIEND, AND SOMETIMES CO-CONSPIRATOR, SCOTTY MULLEN AT THE GELSON'S IN WEST HOLLYWOOD AND I SAW THIS CEREAL.  I HAD TO TAKE A PICTURE!  THERE IS SOMETHING REALLY CREEPY/ENTERTAINING ABOUT IT.  MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I DON'T REALLY EAT... CEREAL THAT IS!

BLONDE OF THE DAY FARRAH FAWCETT FEB 2,1947- JUNE 25, 2009

THIS TRULY BREAKS MY HEART.  ONE OF MY CHILDHOOD ICONS AND FIRST MAD CRUSHES, FARRAH FAWCETT HAS LOST THE GOOD FIGHT.  I HAD A FARRAH FAWCETT CHARLIE'S ANGEL'S DOLL WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BOY.  I WAS SO EXCITED WHEN I GOT A FUR COAT (FAUX, NATCH!) FOR HER ON MY BIRTHDAY AND SO DEVASTATED WHEN MY BRATTY LIL' SISTER THREW FARRAH IN THE BATHTUB WITH ME, FUR COAT AND ALL!!!  THIS IS TRULY SAD NEWS. SO LONG ANGEL, YOU WILL BE MISSED- BUT I GUESS HEAVEN COULDN'T WAIT ANY LONGER FOR YOU! XOXO

BOYCOTT PEREZ HILTON!!!

IT IS NO SECRET TO PEOPLE WHO KNOW ME THAT I AM NO FAN OF FAT,UGLY, VENOM SPEWER PEREZ HILTON.  WHILE I AGREE THAT VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER- USING THE WORD FAGGOT IS JUST AS HATEFUL AND MALICIOUS, ESPECIALLY  COMING FROM A GAY MAN. HE WAS ON A HIGH HORSE AGAINST MISS AMERICA IN HIS LAST ATTEMPT AT SELF PUBLICITY AND NOW HE SHOWS HIS HIPPO-CRTITC TRUE COLORS BY USING THE F-WORD TO INSULT SOMEONE IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE. WAY TO GO FAT ASS. HE DOESN'T NEED TO BE A SPOKESMAN FOR GAY PEOPLE (TRUST US, WE DON'T WANT HIM.) BUT MAKING US LOOK HORRIBLE ISN'T GOOD EITHER! I HIGHLY DOUBT THE BLACK EYED PEAS ARE HOMOPHOBIC CONSIDERING THEY HAD DRAG QUEENS IN THEIR LAST VIDEO.  JOIN ME IN BOYCOTTING THIS WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!  HOMOPHOBIC HOMOSEXUALS ARE THE LAST THING WE NEED!  AND HIS SITE IS TIRED NOW, ANYWAY! LOL

THE ECEPTIONALS ARE COMING!!!

YOU CAN'T BE RICH ENOUGH, BLONDE ENOUGH, THIN ENOUGH OR MAKE ENOUGH COMIC BOOKS!  WHILE I AM CONTINUING TO WORK ON THE FABULOUS ADVENTURES OF MY BABY, THE BLONDE SQUAD - I AM HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE MY COLLABORATION WITH CO-CREATOR TONY SMITH (QUEEROES, QUEERBAIT)- THE EXCEPTIONALS!  IT IS WAY TO SOON TO DIVULGE DETAILS, HOWEVER I WILL SAY IT IS KIND OF LIKE TEEN TITANS MEET THE ULTIMATES MEET CLUB KIDS ON ECSTASY!  IF THAT DOESN'T GIVE YOUR INNER FANBOY A LITTLE PISS SHIVER, NOTHING WILL!

BLONDE OF THE DAY!!!

THE BLONDE OF THE DAY IS BACK, BITCHES!  SO HERE'S TO ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE BLONDES- ELLE WOODS!  IF THERE IS A BETTER REPRESENTATION OF AN ULTIMATE BLONDE IN EXISTENCE (PRESENT COMPANY ACCEPTED) I WANT TO SEE IT.  SINCE WE SADLY LOST THE OPPORTUNITY TO HAVE A BLONDE PRESIDENT IN HILLARY, ISN'T IT HIGH TIME FOR LEGALLY BLONDE 3- ELLE WOODS FOR PRESIDENT!

OR DO WE HAVE TO WAIT 'TIL SHE TURNS 35?  THEY CHANGE LAWS LEFT AND RIGHT WITHOUT RHYME OR REASON SO WHY NOT THIS ONE?  ELLE FOR PRESIDENT.  WRITE TO YOUR CONGRESS PERSON- UNLESS IT'S SALLY FIELD, WHAT A SNAKE SHE TURNED OUT TO BE!  BY THE WAY, REESE WILL GET HER TURN AS BLONDE OF THE DAY IN THE FUTURE- BECAUSE I LOVE HER AS MUCH AS I DO ELLE!