BLONDE OF THE DAY PAM ANDERSON

Thanks to my mom and sister (and Donny Osmond) I am now roped in to Dancing With The Stars. I was most excited about Pambo on this season and she DID NOT disappoint! BLONDES REALLY DO HAVE MORE FUN! Hope you take the prize girlfriend- you deserve it!

BLONDE OF THE DAY LEVI JOHNSTON

WHY ASK WHY? HE'S HOT. YOU BETCHA!

THE BLONDE OF THE DAY

THE BLONDE OF THE DAY FOR VALENTIME'S DAY IS CUPID! DUH! I WISH HIS LITTLE FAT ASS WOULD SHOOT AN ARROW STRAIGHT INTO THE HEART OF SOME HOT GEEK CHIC GUY TO COME AND BE MY LOVER! SIGH... THE DAY AIN'T OVER YET!!!

CONAN O'BRIEN IS THE NEW TAYLOR SWIFT

CONAN O'BRIEN IS THE NEW TAYLOR SWIFT! OKAY HEAR ME OUT. I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST MR. O. I THINK HE IS FUNNY AND TALENTED. SEEMS LIKE A DECENT HUMAN BEING AND DESERVES HIS SUCCESS. AND THEN LENO "KANYE'S" HIM AND HE IS SUDDENLY THING THAT NO ONE MENTIONED BEFORE. DON'T GET ME WRONG LENO SHOULD SMOKE A TURD IN HELL. JUST SAYING...

BLONDE OF THE DAY HEIDI MONTAG

Why is everyone so up in arms against Heidi Montag and her big bucket of plastic surgery? She came from Beverly Hills where society's incessant drive for perfection is full-throttle. It is so typical of society to dictate what perfection is supposed to be, then condemn people for trying to achieve it. It's her body, her money and her ultimate happiness. Besides, won't it be a hoot to watch the progression of surgeries as the years go by? You go, gurl!

HAND CAUGHT IN CAN

When I was two years old my mom was taking a nap and I snuck out of the house. I wandered to the neighbors and for some reason started going through their garbage. I got a rusty tin can caught on my hand. I went home crying and woke my mom up. She couldn't get the can off so she called the fire dept and they came and cut off the can. They put a blurb in the local paper about it with the blurb "Hand caught in Can" LOL See? I've been making headlines for years.

Ultimate All-Stars

Here is the first cartoon in which I envision a series (If I feel like it: ) lampooning Marvel and DC. They are the only two companies that are allowed to survive and earn coverage. So I'm not bitter. Maybe a little.