CHECK OUT THIS GORGEOUS BOAT-WRECK OF A HOT MESS! THIS IS MY SISTER, KELLY JO'S CHILDHOOD BABY DOLL, NAMED MAUDE-ETHEL BY MY SADISTIC MOTHER! THIS IS LIKE A PEDOPHILE STARTER KIT IF YOU ASK ME! I MEAN- WHAT THE FUCK, RIGHT?!? THIS IS HELLA SCARY AND THE BEST PART IS IT HAS THE YEAR 1975 STAMPED ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD. NO! THE REAL BEST ART IS THAT MY LITTLE SISTER DECIDED TO "TRIM MAUDE-ETHEL'S FINGER NAILS" WITH THE SCISSORS MY MOTHER WOULD USE TO TRIM OUR BANGS AND CUT OFF THE TIPS OF THE DOLL'S FINGERS! KINNKY!!!
Monday, June 8, 2009
HOT MESS OF THE DAY:THE BALLAD OF MAUDE-ETHEL
CHECK OUT THIS GORGEOUS BOAT-WRECK OF A HOT MESS! THIS IS MY SISTER, KELLY JO'S CHILDHOOD BABY DOLL, NAMED MAUDE-ETHEL BY MY SADISTIC MOTHER! THIS IS LIKE A PEDOPHILE STARTER KIT IF YOU ASK ME! I MEAN- WHAT THE FUCK, RIGHT?!? THIS IS HELLA SCARY AND THE BEST PART IS IT HAS THE YEAR 1975 STAMPED ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD. NO! THE REAL BEST ART IS THAT MY LITTLE SISTER DECIDED TO "TRIM MAUDE-ETHEL'S FINGER NAILS" WITH THE SCISSORS MY MOTHER WOULD USE TO TRIM OUR BANGS AND CUT OFF THE TIPS OF THE DOLL'S FINGERS! KINNKY!!!
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Mom was the master of naming things. I grew up with that monstrosity and it still makes me cringe when I see it. Is it still around somewhere?
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