I NEED A DISCO NAP!

I hope there are cute boys at the party I am going to tonight. And they are gay.  And they hit on me.  That is all.

IT'S A LIVING

     WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE DAYS WHEN WASHED UP SITCOM STARS MADE POP RECORDS ABOUT REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE SUBJECTS? 

DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK!

It's Whitney, Bitch!  Finally, a comeback I am actually rooting for.  She went down the stony end- stayed away long enough for us to actually miss her and waited 'til she was good and ready!  Whitney's new album drops Sept. 1  Bring it and sing it!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MRS. JOLIE-PITT

     Say what you want about the so-called "ice queen" Angelina Jolie is arguably one of the most beautiful women and best actresses going these days.  I still would love to see her play Wonder Woman (With the lovely Lynda Carter as Queen Hippolyta. And Paul Walker as Steve Trevor.  And Kirstie Alley as a fat Etta Candy with Valerie Bertinelli as The Cheetah- what the hell was I talking about again?)  Oh yeah- Happy Birthday to the Jolie!  You are Fierce, Lady! (Naturally she is gorgeous Blonde, Ball-headed or any other way!)

BRANDEN RICKMAN SUPERMODEL!

     CONGRATULATIONS to super hottie and just past the jal-bait mark, Branden Rickman for winning the 100k, the modeling contract and the title of Super Model last night on the season finale of Make Me a SuperModel!  "I am Linda Evangelista!  I am Linda Evangelista!" 

BLONDE OF THE DAY

     LET'S HAVE SOME FUN THIS BEAT IS SICK, I WANT TO TAKE A RIDE ON YOUR DISCO

STICK!  Let's face it the GaGa is the most fun, interesting and talented BLONDE to come along in a long time.   Here's her rockin' cover shoot by The House of LaChapelle for Rolling Stone.  Don't you EVER shut your Playboy Mouth!

JESSICA DREW,JESSICA DREW, WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT JESSICA DREW?

From her original comic book series, to her Saturday morning cartoon to her triumphant come back in Avengers to her upcoming  ongoing series- I LOVE SPIDER-WOMAN! (There would never be too much Spider-Woman art on the web-Pardon the pun!)