Tuesday, June 30, 2009
JUST LIKE DOROTHY WALKING INTO THE COLOR OF OZ FOR THE FIRST TIME, HERE IS THE COLOR VERSION OF THE TEASER AD FROM THE HOT NEW COMIC I AM CRAFTING WITH WRITER TONY SMITH, "THE EXCEPTIONALS" ENJOY!
Saturday, June 27, 2009
IT'S TOO EARLY TO DIVULGE THE DETAILS OF THE NEW COMIC BOOK I AM COOKING UP WITH TONY SMITH, "THE EXCEPTIONALS"- IT IS NEVER TOO EARLY TO WHET YOUR APPETITE WITH A KILLER TEASER AD HOWEVER. THIS WILL BE THE BACK COVER AD FOR THE BLONDE SQUAD #2 DEBUTING AT COMIC CON IN SAN DIEGO.
Friday, June 26, 2009
WHY DO I THINK THIS IS FUNNY? I WAS SHOPPING WITH FRIEND, AND SOMETIMES CO-CONSPIRATOR, SCOTTY MULLEN AT THE GELSON'S IN WEST HOLLYWOOD AND I SAW THIS CEREAL. I HAD TO TAKE A PICTURE! THERE IS SOMETHING REALLY CREEPY/ENTERTAINING ABOUT IT. MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I DON'T REALLY EAT... CEREAL THAT IS!
Thursday, June 25, 2009
THIS TRULY BREAKS MY HEART. ONE OF MY CHILDHOOD ICONS AND FIRST MAD CRUSHES, FARRAH FAWCETT HAS LOST THE GOOD FIGHT. I HAD A FARRAH FAWCETT CHARLIE'S ANGEL'S DOLL WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BOY. I WAS SO EXCITED WHEN I GOT A FUR COAT (FAUX, NATCH!) FOR HER ON MY BIRTHDAY AND SO DEVASTATED WHEN MY BRATTY LIL' SISTER THREW FARRAH IN THE BATHTUB WITH ME, FUR COAT AND ALL!!! THIS IS TRULY SAD NEWS. SO LONG ANGEL, YOU WILL BE MISSED- BUT I GUESS HEAVEN COULDN'T WAIT ANY LONGER FOR YOU! XOXO
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
IT IS NO SECRET TO PEOPLE WHO KNOW ME THAT I AM NO FAN OF FAT,UGLY, VENOM SPEWER PEREZ HILTON. WHILE I AGREE THAT VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER- USING THE WORD FAGGOT IS JUST AS HATEFUL AND MALICIOUS, ESPECIALLY COMING FROM A GAY MAN. HE WAS ON A HIGH HORSE AGAINST MISS AMERICA IN HIS LAST ATTEMPT AT SELF PUBLICITY AND NOW HE SHOWS HIS HIPPO-CRTITC TRUE COLORS BY USING THE F-WORD TO INSULT SOMEONE IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE. WAY TO GO FAT ASS. HE DOESN'T NEED TO BE A SPOKESMAN FOR GAY PEOPLE (TRUST US, WE DON'T WANT HIM.) BUT MAKING US LOOK HORRIBLE ISN'T GOOD EITHER! I HIGHLY DOUBT THE BLACK EYED PEAS ARE HOMOPHOBIC CONSIDERING THEY HAD DRAG QUEENS IN THEIR LAST VIDEO. JOIN ME IN BOYCOTTING THIS WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT! HOMOPHOBIC HOMOSEXUALS ARE THE LAST THING WE NEED! AND HIS SITE IS TIRED NOW, ANYWAY! LOL
YOU CAN'T BE RICH ENOUGH, BLONDE ENOUGH, THIN ENOUGH OR MAKE ENOUGH COMIC BOOKS! WHILE I AM CONTINUING TO WORK ON THE FABULOUS ADVENTURES OF MY BABY, THE BLONDE SQUAD - I AM HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE MY COLLABORATION WITH CO-CREATOR TONY SMITH (QUEEROES, QUEERBAIT)- THE EXCEPTIONALS! IT IS WAY TO SOON TO DIVULGE DETAILS, HOWEVER I WILL SAY IT IS KIND OF LIKE TEEN TITANS MEET THE ULTIMATES MEET CLUB KIDS ON ECSTASY! IF THAT DOESN'T GIVE YOUR INNER FANBOY A LITTLE PISS SHIVER, NOTHING WILL!
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
THE BLONDE OF THE DAY IS BACK, BITCHES! SO HERE'S TO ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE BLONDES- ELLE WOODS! IF THERE IS A BETTER REPRESENTATION OF AN ULTIMATE BLONDE IN EXISTENCE (PRESENT COMPANY ACCEPTED) I WANT TO SEE IT. SINCE WE SADLY LOST THE OPPORTUNITY TO HAVE A BLONDE PRESIDENT IN HILLARY, ISN'T IT HIGH TIME FOR LEGALLY BLONDE 3- ELLE WOODS FOR PRESIDENT!
OR DO WE HAVE TO WAIT 'TIL SHE TURNS 35? THEY CHANGE LAWS LEFT AND RIGHT WITHOUT RHYME OR REASON SO WHY NOT THIS ONE? ELLE FOR PRESIDENT. WRITE TO YOUR CONGRESS PERSON- UNLESS IT'S SALLY FIELD, WHAT A SNAKE SHE TURNED OUT TO BE! BY THE WAY, REESE WILL GET HER TURN AS BLONDE OF THE DAY IN THE FUTURE- BECAUSE I LOVE HER AS MUCH AS I DO ELLE!
Sunday, June 21, 2009
I had heard Karl Kerschl's name many times but it wasn't until Teen Titans: Year One that I truly fell in love with his artwork. There was just something very fresh and lively in his work that appealed to me. I had the joy to discover his website and it is amazing! Of particular interest are his paintings. His Bjork is breath taking! It doesn't hurt that he is kinda hot too!
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
I THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT PEREZ HILTON JUST CALLED JACK BLACK SLIMER, WHEN I HAVE ALWAYS SAID THAT PEREZ LOOKS JUST LIKE SLIMER! DO YOU NEED MORE PROOF? I DIDN'T EVEN USE THE WORST PIC I COULD HAVE!
Sunday, June 14, 2009
I CAME UP WITH THIS CARTOON FROM A COMMENT FROM MY BROTHER (HI, MARK!) ON FACEBOOK (THANKS,MARK!) I THINK IT TIES TOGETHER CURRENT EVENTS IN AN INTERESTING WAY- IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF!!!
JUST WHEN I THOUGHT COMICS WERE SUCKING BAD ENOUGH FOR ME TO DROP THEM AND SAVE SOME $$$ - HERE COMES THE BATMAN TITLES OUT OF NO WHERE. I LOVED BATMAN AND ROBIN SO MUCH I THOUGHT I WOULD CHECK OUT RED ROBIN- AND I FREAKIN' LOVED IT. TIM DRAKE IS NOW RED ROBIN. I LIKE THAT IT IS TAKING FROM KINGDOM COME BUT NOT EXACTLY. GOOD RERAD FO' SHO'!
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Okay-I'll be the first to admit, I haven't loved anything Chris Claremont has written since his departure from the X-Men in the early 90's- but I still get excited every time they announce he is on a new x-project even though it usually disappoints. This time it was a little different- he was going to "pick up where he left off" on his run on the X-men back in the day. I got it mostly out of obligation but was excited nonetheless. I have to admit it was pretty darn good! There is something to be said about way too many character with way to many problems-not to mention thought balloons and hilarious subplots that we're never likely to see play out! Ahhh- it's nice to get your moneys worth and read a comic book that takes an hour and a half to read! Highly recommended! Fo' Sho'!
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
American Idol contestant Adam Lambert shockingly comes out on the cover of Rolling Stone! I am so disillusioned! I had no idea. I am as surprised as i was when Ellen, Melissa, Rosie, Martina, Clay and Jodie came out! (Oh my bad- Jodie's not out! She is as straight as Anderson and Ricky!)
SURE HE-MAN'S ALTER EGO WAS A LITTLE LIGHT IN THE LOAFERS- BUT HE IS JUST AS HOT AS HE-MAN. NOW THAT I THINK OF IT THIS IS THE PERFECT EXAMPLE OF WHAT IS WRONG WITH GAY MEN. THEY ALL ACT LIKE PRINCE ADAM BUT THEY WANT EVERYONE ELSE TO ACT LIKE HE-MAN. THEY ALL WANT A BIG "MASC IN-SHAPE BRO" WHO TANS AND TAKES IT IN THE ASS! LOL IF I SOUND BITTER- YOU TRY DATING IN WEST HOLLYWOOD WHERE HYPOCRISY IS AS RAMPANT AS PLUCKED EYEBROWS AND BOTOX!
Monday, June 8, 2009
CHECK OUT THIS GORGEOUS BOAT-WRECK OF A HOT MESS! THIS IS MY SISTER, KELLY JO'S CHILDHOOD BABY DOLL, NAMED MAUDE-ETHEL BY MY SADISTIC MOTHER! THIS IS LIKE A PEDOPHILE STARTER KIT IF YOU ASK ME! I MEAN- WHAT THE FUCK, RIGHT?!? THIS IS HELLA SCARY AND THE BEST PART IS IT HAS THE YEAR 1975 STAMPED ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD. NO! THE REAL BEST ART IS THAT MY LITTLE SISTER DECIDED TO "TRIM MAUDE-ETHEL'S FINGER NAILS" WITH THE SCISSORS MY MOTHER WOULD USE TO TRIM OUR BANGS AND CUT OFF THE TIPS OF THE DOLL'S FINGERS! KINNKY!!!
SHE TOOK MY LOVE AND SHE TOOK IT DOWN. THE BLONDE OF THE DAY IS ONE OF THE BEST SONG WRITERS OF OUR TIME, A TRUE ORIGINAL AND NOTHING COMPARES TO HER. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO- THE BLONDE OF THE DAY, NONE OTHER THAN MS. STEVIE NICKS! (HER HAUNTING SONG BEAUTY AND THE BEAST SAVED MY LIFE MORE THAN ONCE- BLESS YOU STEVIE!)
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Saturday, June 6, 2009
THE BLONDE of THE DAY is my beloved Homo-Hero from my first book from Green Candy Press! it's a fun little book that is an adult, gay, novelty/activity book. I have to say whenever i revisit it it totally cracks me up and I am still proud of it. A perfect gift for the gay in your life! Click here to purchase your copy!
Friday, June 5, 2009
My friends and I crashed the premiere party of Pelham 123 last night in Westwood. It was fun. They had this fun B&W photo booth that showed off the good looks of my friends and I LOL (L to R, Matthew Clasby, Michael Farmer, Michael Troy and Baby Bird, Scotty Mullen!) The party was great, and we didn't have to sit through the movie- which is fine because neither did Denzel- he had to haul ass to the Lakers Game! What a riot!
Thursday, June 4, 2009
It's Whitney, Bitch! Finally, a comeback I am actually rooting for. She went down the stony end- stayed away long enough for us to actually miss her and waited 'til she was good and ready! Whitney's new album drops Sept. 1 Bring it and sing it!
Say what you want about the so-called "ice queen" Angelina Jolie is arguably one of the most beautiful women and best actresses going these days. I still would love to see her play Wonder Woman (With the lovely Lynda Carter as Queen Hippolyta. And Paul Walker as Steve Trevor. And Kirstie Alley as a fat Etta Candy with Valerie Bertinelli as The Cheetah- what the hell was I talking about again?) Oh yeah- Happy Birthday to the Jolie! You are Fierce, Lady! (Naturally she is gorgeous Blonde, Ball-headed or any other way!)
CONGRATULATIONS to super hottie and just past the jal-bait mark, Branden Rickman for winning the 100k, the modeling contract and the title of Super Model last night on the season finale of Make Me a SuperModel! "I am Linda Evangelista! I am Linda Evangelista!"
LET'S HAVE SOME FUN THIS BEAT IS SICK, I WANT TO TAKE A RIDE ON YOUR DISCO
STICK! Let's face it the GaGa is the most fun, interesting and talented BLONDE to come along in a long time. Here's her rockin' cover shoot by The House of LaChapelle for Rolling Stone. Don't you EVER shut your Playboy Mouth!
From her original comic book series, to her Saturday morning cartoon to her triumphant come back in Avengers to her upcoming ongoing series- I LOVE SPIDER-WOMAN! (There would never be too much Spider-Woman art on the web-Pardon the pun!)
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
The first issue of Grant Morrison and Frank Quitely's Batman and Robin came out today and I am happy to report it kicks major ass! It's a butt-load of fun! It makes so much sense and is a terrific pay off for what Grant established over in Batman. I always expect great things from this creative duo, but this genuinely blew my bat socks off! POW!
In honor of summer and my love of sharks, I thought I would post this little pic I did a while
ago of a cartoony Great White. When is the last time you watched one of my favorite movies, JAWS?
I've had my thumb in many pies- one of my favorites was my short lived web comic with one of my best friends, creator and writer Scotty Mullen , the adventures of RocketBoy Robby. There are seven fun episodes available for your pleasure check it out! www.rocketstud.com
Tonight is the Season 2 finale of Bravo TV's Make Me a SuperModel. My pick is Branden (Even though he is non-blonde) He's goofy lanky and he cried when he missed his mom who raised him by herself. I am usually disappointed by the results of these types of shows- but I have been wrong before! Go Branden!
If I have nothing to write about, I will at least put up "The Blonde of the Day" and I could not think of a better Blonde to start with than the Legendary Marilyn Monroe. I don't think I need to explain why I love MM so much. This image is from her final (and one of my favorite) films, The Misfits. If anyone doubts her acting ability check it out. Such strength vulenrability and ultimate screen pressence. Big Kiss, Norma Jean!
My dream project THE BLONDE SQUAD is a story about shallow blonde super heroes who join a super group merely to be famous. Issue #1 is now available at the prism comics store www.prismcomics.org or by emailing me. email@example.com
This is old news. But this is another cartoon I did during the election. I was pleased as punch when it showed up on Page Six on the New York Post's website. Oh yes- there will be publicity