SPIDER MONSTER

I WAS LOOKING AT THE COVER TO LADY GAGA'S ALBUM AND THOUGHT HER HAIR LOOKED KIND OF LIKE ONE OF MY FAVORITE SUPER-HEROES, SPIDER WOMAN AND WAS INSPIRED TO DO THIS MASH-UP FOR MY SKETCHBOOK. ONE OF THESE DAYS A MARVEL OR DC EDITOR WILL DISCOVER MY GENUS! HaHa! is it cool- or do I drink too much diet rockkst*r?

THE BLONDE OF THE DAY

The Blonde of the day is the upcoming graphic novel from LETHALLY BLONDE PRODUCTIONS, "PLASTIC BOI DOLL: A Fairy Tale". A story about beauty and insecurity and how there is a thin almost non-existent line between the two. "Plastic things aren't supposed to dream... Last night I had a nightmare that I was REAL." - PLASTIC BOI DOLL. Look for it in 2010.

BIRTHDAY BLONDE OF THE DAY

THE BLONDE OF THE DAY IS MY SEXY, GOOD FRIEND AND IDENTICAL TWIN SISTER (FROM DIFFERENT PARENTS, ALBEIT!) LYSSA ALSTON! SHE'S GORGEOUS, FUNNY AND SINGLE! WOO HOO! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLONDE TWINNY! I LOVE YOU!

DOLLICIOUS

THE ARTWORK ON MARVEL'S IMPOT SKY DOLL IS SIMPLY SUBLIME. LIKE A SEXY DISNEY MOVIE. DEFINITELY WORTH CHECKING OUT.

BLONDE OF THE DAY: ELLE MICHELLE

I HAVE TO ADMIT, I WAS HESITANT TO JOIN FACEBOOK AT FIRST AS I WAS NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO YET ANOTHER ONLINE ACCOUNT TO MANAGE. I HAVE SINCE BEEN QUICKLY CONVERTED. LARGELY IN PART TO SOME OF THE COOL ASS PEOPLE I HAVE MET THERE AND ELLE MICHELLE IS NO EXCEPTION! I DON'T KNOW HOW I MET HER, BUT I AM SO GLAD THAT I DID. THERE IS NOTHING BETTER THAN A COOL ASS CHICK THAT IS SMART, PRETTY, FUNNY, THOUGHTFUL WITH A GENEROUS SPIRIT. SHE HAS THIS LIKE 60'S CHICK/ROCKER VIBE ABOUT HER THAT IS JUST TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL. SHE KNOWS MY LOVE OF SUPER HEROES AND FLIPPED WHEN I TURNED HER INTO ONE. ASIDE FROM BEING DISARMINGLY GORGEOUS I HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT HER POWERS YET. SO ALTHOUGH SHE IS A RAVEN-HAIRED BEAUTY- ELLE MICHELLE IS THE HONORARY "BLONDE OF THE DAY". HERE'S TO YOU, LADY ELLE! THANKS FOR THE INSPIRATION!

THE BLONDE OF THE DAY

I RECENTLY GOT THE WALT SIMONSON EDITION OF MODERN MASTERS AND WAS INSPIRED TO DO THIS PIECE. I HAVE NEVER REALLY DRAWN THOR ALTHOUGH I'VE HAD A MIGHTY AFFECTION FOR THE CHARACTER SINCE I WAS A LITTLE BOY. I THINK HE IS A DANDY CANDIDATE FOR THE BLONDE OF THE DAY AS HE IS POISED TO MAKE A BIG SPLASH IN THE KENNETH BRANAGH DIRECTED LIVE ACTION FILM VERSION. (PLAYED BY THE HUNKY ACTOR WHO PLAYED CAPT. KIRK'S PA IN J.J. ABRAHMS' RECENT STAR TREK RELAUNCH. I VERILY AWAIT IT'S RELEASE!

GO GREEN

I DID THIS GREEN LANTERN PIC JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT.  I ALWAYD LOVED THE GIL KANE DESIGNED UNIFORM FOR GREEN LANTERN.  WITH HUNKY RYAN REYNOLDS SET TO BRING GL TO THE BIG SCREEN HAL IS LIKELY TO BE A HERO TO KEEP YOUR EYES ON.

BLONDE OF THE DAY: BLYTHE BECK!

OKAY SO SHE ONLY HAS BLONDE HIGHLIGHTS, BUT BLYTHE BECK IS THE BLONDE OF THE DAY!  I JUST DISCOVERED HER ON MY NEW FAVORITE SHOW ON THE OYGEN NETWORK, THE NAUGHTY KITCHEN WITH BLYTHE BECK.  IT IS TREY GAY FRIENDLY AND A HOOT AND A HALF WITH FUN "CHARACTERS" THAT MAKE UP THE STAFF WHERE BLYTHE IS EXECUTIVE CHEF.

TOTALLY BITCHIN'

 JASON PEARSON IS BY FAR ONE OF MY FAVORITE COMIC BOOK ARTIST'S. CHECK OUT HIS COVER FOR DEADPOOL#17.  FEATURIING DOMINO AND EMMA FROST.  VERY COOL.

CHECK OUT MY CONTRIBUTION TO WONDER WOMAN DAY IV!  THE BLACK AND WHITE VERSION OF THIS PICTURE WILL BE AUCTIONED OFF TO RAISE FUNDS FOR A BATTERED WOMEN CHARITY.  A GOOD CAUSE AND MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE COMIC BOOK CHARACTER,  SO I JUMPED AT THE CHANCE TO PARTICIPATE.  ALEX TOTH'S SUPERFRIENDS DESIGN AND LYNDA CARTER'S CURRENT CABARET CAREER INSPIRED MY IMAGE.  MY FRIEND SCOTTY THOUGHT I HAD HER DOING STAND UP COMEDY AS I DO STAND UP COMEDY AS WELL- BUT I CAN'T IMAGINE WONDER WOMAN AT THE COMEDY STORE IN THAT OUTFIT TELLING PRO WOMEN JOKES IN FRONT OF A BUNCH OF DRUNK AUDIENCE MEMBERS! HAHA! SPECIAL THANKS TO ANDY MANGELS FOR LETING ME PARTICIPATE! 

THE BLONDE OF THE DAY: FLAMING ARROW

CHECK OUT MY SEXY MAKEOVER OF MY FRIEND AND SOMETIMES COLLABORATOR TONY SMITH'S  ( HEROSCRIBE COMICS) SUPER HERO, FLAMING ARROW.  THERE'S NOTHING HOTTER THAN A FLAMER WITH A FIRE CRAFTED BOW AND ARROW!  BURN BABY, BURN!

BLONDE OF THE DAY

FAR BE IT FROM ME TO CASH IN ON SOMEONE ELSE'S MEDIA ATTENTION.  EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED TO TAYLOR SWIFT AT THE VMA'S.  I WON'T BORE YOU BY REPEATING IT.  I THINK THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT I BARELY THOUGHT OF TAYLOR SWIFT AS ANYTHING MORE THAN A CUTE BLONDE WITH A GREAT SINGING VOICE  AND NOW I AM A HUGE FAN OF HERS BECAUSE OF HER BRUTAL AND SAVAGE ATTACK BY KANYE WEST!  THIS IN THE END WILL BE BETTER FOR HER AND BAD FOR WHATSHISFACE.  I PERSONALLY WOULD HAVE LOVED IT IF SHE INTERRUPTED HIS PERFORMANCE ON JAY LENO BY COMING OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF IT AND STARTING HER PERIOD TO UPSTAGE HIM.  THAT WOULD HAVE MADE HER BLONDE OF THE YEAR EASILY!

SEX AND THE SUPER HERO

Sex and The Super hero is the latest offering from Brian Andersen (So Super Duper, Reignbow and Deeva)  It revolves around a group of 5 sexed up super heros.  The dialogue is witty as Brian brings his usual flair to a very entertaining story.  Let's face it if I had a body like a super hero I'd be screwing all the time!  This first installment shows a lot of potential for a fun, fresh story that if we have seen anything like it before, it has not been this entertaining!  The art by Neftali Centeno is fresh and fun with a lot of energy that shows a lot of promise. (I hope he's gay as the men drawn in the story are HOT!!!)  Celina Hernandez rounds out the creative team with her letters and pretty palette of colors.  Check out an 8 page preview HERE.  You'll be glad you did!

BLONDE OF THE DAY

BECAUSE SCOTTY DEMANDED IT! THE BLONDE OF THE DAY IS DIANA SCARWID. WHO COULD FORGET HER ROUSING TURN AS DAUGHTER OF PSYCHOTIC DESPOT  JOAN CRAWFORD (DELICATELY AND RESTRAINFULLY PORTRAYED BY MS. FAYE DUNAWAY!) IN THE LEGENDARY MOMMIE DEAREST.

THIS MOVIE ALWAYS PUTS ME IN A GOOD MOOD!

MIRACULOUS! BLONDE OF THE DAY!

THE BLONDE OF THE DAY ALSO HAPPENS TO BE FEATURED IN THE LATEST AD FOR THE WHITE HOT COMIC I HAVE COMING UP WITH PARTNER IN CRIME, TONY SMITH, "THE EXCEPTIONALS".  HIS NAME IS MIRACULOUS OR "PRINCE TROY"- BUFF AND GORGEOUS AND A LITTLE BIT OF A MAMA'S BOI! WITH A "MOM" LIKE MIRACULOUS WOMAN YOU CAN HARDLY BLAME HIM.  TONY AND I HAVE OUR FAVORITE CHILDREN (WE ARE SUCH BAD PARENTS!) AND MIRACULOUS IS DEFINITELY ONE OF MY BABIES.  HE ALSO FILLS THE TOKEN IDEALIZED VERSION OF MYSELF THAT I LIKE TO THROW IN TO SOME OF MY PROJECTS!  I CAN HONESTLY SAY I HAVEN'T BEEN AS EXCITED ABOUT A PROJECT AS I AM ABOUT "THE EXCEPTIONALS!"  BRING IT, BITCHES!

QUICKER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT HE CONQUERS

BOOM BOOM POW! CHECK OUT THE LATEST AD FOR THE UPCOMING COMIC BOOK MASTERPIECE "THE EXCEPTIONALS". THIS AS FEATURES "SWIFTY".  CAN YOU GUESS WHAT HIS POWERS ARE?

I PUT A SPELL ON YOU

CHECK OUT THE HOT NEW AD FOR "THE EXCEPTIONALS" COMING SOON FROM TONY SMITH AND I. THIS IS NOT YOUR MOTHER'S VOO DOO CHILD. IT'S HERS! (I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS- I AM JUST EXCITED ABOUT THE BOOK!

NEW EXCEPTIONALS BLOG

THERE IS A NEW BLOG IN TOWN! FOR THE BITCHIN' COMIC BOOK I AM COOKING UP WITH WRITER, CO-PARENT AND BEER DRINKER TONY SMITH! PLEASE FOLLOW AND CHECK IT OUT Y'ALL!  http://theexceptionals.blogspot.com/

DRANK!

CHECK OUT THE NEW AD FROM THE  WHITE HOT COMIC BOOK THAT I AM WORKING ON WITH TONY SMITH, "THE EXCEPTIONALS".  I AM NO STRANGER TO HYPERBOLE- HOWEVER, THIS. WILL. BE. OFF. THE. CHAIN! I AM REALLY EXCITED ABOUT IT!  AND WITH ALL OF THESE ADS AND SKETCHES IT WILL BE NO PROBLEM PUTTING OUT A COFFEE TABLE BOOK IN THE FUTURE. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT. I WANT IT AND I AM CO-CREATING IT! : )

BUBBLICIOUS!

CHECK OUT THE HOT NEW TEASER AD FROM THE EXCEPTIONALS FEATURING THE EQUISITE "BUBBLE"

BLONDE OF THE DAY

Actress, pornstar and singer Traci Lords!  I have always loved her and may be one of the few people who still own her CD 1,000 FIRES!  It's actually a great with some killer dance tracks. Totally worth checking out.  I think it's pretty old though- which must mean I am pretty old.

THRILLSVILLE!

I thought I'd share this unused design for an aborted project I was doing with Brian Andersen since all of this Michael Jackson hoopla is going on.  Scarecrow Thriller Zombies may not be the best choice for a villain in a comic book- but alas, enjoy!

HOW SKETCHY!

I am pleased to announce my very first sketch book, "HOW SKETCHY"!  It is a collection of some of my art that represents some of the things I have been involved with over the years, Homo-Hero, Blonde Squad, Crotchmen, Rocketboy and a few other nuggets.  Also include a sneak peek at upcoming projects with Brian Andersen (So Super Duper!) and Tony Smith (Flaming Arrow) It will be available exclusively at The Prism Comics booth at this year's San Diego Comic Convention where I will be signing.  Naturally one of my favorite blondes adorns the cover! Sketch it out! (I mean check it out!)

WEDNESDAY COMICS

WEDNESDAY COMICS IS THE BEST NEW ANTHOLOGY SERIES EVER!  PUT TOGETHER BY ARTIST DRIVEN EDITOR MARK CHIARELLO, THIS BOOK IS AMAZING!  I THOUGHT KAMANDI AND FLASH WERE MY FAVORITES, BUT IT IS MOSTLY ALL GOOD IN THE HOOD.  THE BRILLIANT CACHE OF TALENT, THE INNOVATIVE OVER-SIZED SERIALIZED FORMAT- WHAT IS NOT TO LOVE.  I WASN'T AS CRAZY ABOUT SOME OF THE STORIES AS I WAS OTHERS- BUT IT WAS SO GOOD ALL AROUND I WOULD RATHER NOT  NIT-PICK!  I DO WISH THE PAPER WAS MORE SLICK LIKE BILLBOARD MAGAZINE- BUT THE NEWSPRINT WAS FUN TOO!  I ALL READY WANT A SEQUEL BUT DEMAND IT BE DONE ONLY IF IT MAINTAINS THIS HIGH STANDARD.  GEORGE PERES, JASON PEARSON, ADAM HUGHES AND FRANK QUITELY NEED TO GET IN ON THIS ACTION!  MY $4 HAS A DEFINITE DESTINATION FOR THE NEXT 11 WEEKS!

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO GO BACK IN THE WATER...

THERE 'S A BUNCH OF DEAD FREAKIN' SUPER HEROES FLOATING AROUND!!!  JUST ANOTHER TEASER AD FOR MY UPCOMING PROJECT WITH COLLABORATOR TONY SMITH, "THE EXCEPTIONALS" TO "WET" YOUR APPETITE! 

EXCEPTIONAL COLOR!

JUST LIKE DOROTHY WALKING INTO THE COLOR OF OZ FOR THE FIRST TIME, HERE IS THE COLOR VERSION OF THE TEASER AD FROM THE HOT NEW COMIC I AM CRAFTING WITH WRITER TONY SMITH, "THE EXCEPTIONALS" ENJOY!

EXCEPTIONAL ANTICIPATION!!!

IT'S TOO EARLY TO DIVULGE THE DETAILS OF THE NEW COMIC BOOK I AM COOKING UP WITH TONY SMITH, "THE EXCEPTIONALS"-  IT IS NEVER TOO EARLY TO WHET YOUR APPETITE WITH A KILLER TEASER AD HOWEVER.  THIS WILL BE THE BACK COVER AD FOR THE BLONDE SQUAD #2 DEBUTING AT COMIC CON IN SAN DIEGO. 

2 LEGIT 2 QUIT

WHY DO I THINK THIS IS FUNNY?  I WAS SHOPPING WITH FRIEND, AND SOMETIMES CO-CONSPIRATOR, SCOTTY MULLEN AT THE GELSON'S IN WEST HOLLYWOOD AND I SAW THIS CEREAL.  I HAD TO TAKE A PICTURE!  THERE IS SOMETHING REALLY CREEPY/ENTERTAINING ABOUT IT.  MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I DON'T REALLY EAT... CEREAL THAT IS!

BLONDE OF THE DAY FARRAH FAWCETT FEB 2,1947- JUNE 25, 2009

THIS TRULY BREAKS MY HEART.  ONE OF MY CHILDHOOD ICONS AND FIRST MAD CRUSHES, FARRAH FAWCETT HAS LOST THE GOOD FIGHT.  I HAD A FARRAH FAWCETT CHARLIE'S ANGEL'S DOLL WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BOY.  I WAS SO EXCITED WHEN I GOT A FUR COAT (FAUX, NATCH!) FOR HER ON MY BIRTHDAY AND SO DEVASTATED WHEN MY BRATTY LIL' SISTER THREW FARRAH IN THE BATHTUB WITH ME, FUR COAT AND ALL!!!  THIS IS TRULY SAD NEWS. SO LONG ANGEL, YOU WILL BE MISSED- BUT I GUESS HEAVEN COULDN'T WAIT ANY LONGER FOR YOU! XOXO

BOYCOTT PEREZ HILTON!!!

IT IS NO SECRET TO PEOPLE WHO KNOW ME THAT I AM NO FAN OF FAT,UGLY, VENOM SPEWER PEREZ HILTON.  WHILE I AGREE THAT VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER- USING THE WORD FAGGOT IS JUST AS HATEFUL AND MALICIOUS, ESPECIALLY  COMING FROM A GAY MAN. HE WAS ON A HIGH HORSE AGAINST MISS AMERICA IN HIS LAST ATTEMPT AT SELF PUBLICITY AND NOW HE SHOWS HIS HIPPO-CRTITC TRUE COLORS BY USING THE F-WORD TO INSULT SOMEONE IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE. WAY TO GO FAT ASS. HE DOESN'T NEED TO BE A SPOKESMAN FOR GAY PEOPLE (TRUST US, WE DON'T WANT HIM.) BUT MAKING US LOOK HORRIBLE ISN'T GOOD EITHER! I HIGHLY DOUBT THE BLACK EYED PEAS ARE HOMOPHOBIC CONSIDERING THEY HAD DRAG QUEENS IN THEIR LAST VIDEO.  JOIN ME IN BOYCOTTING THIS WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!  HOMOPHOBIC HOMOSEXUALS ARE THE LAST THING WE NEED!  AND HIS SITE IS TIRED NOW, ANYWAY! LOL

THE ECEPTIONALS ARE COMING!!!

YOU CAN'T BE RICH ENOUGH, BLONDE ENOUGH, THIN ENOUGH OR MAKE ENOUGH COMIC BOOKS!  WHILE I AM CONTINUING TO WORK ON THE FABULOUS ADVENTURES OF MY BABY, THE BLONDE SQUAD - I AM HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE MY COLLABORATION WITH CO-CREATOR TONY SMITH (QUEEROES, QUEERBAIT)- THE EXCEPTIONALS!  IT IS WAY TO SOON TO DIVULGE DETAILS, HOWEVER I WILL SAY IT IS KIND OF LIKE TEEN TITANS MEET THE ULTIMATES MEET CLUB KIDS ON ECSTASY!  IF THAT DOESN'T GIVE YOUR INNER FANBOY A LITTLE PISS SHIVER, NOTHING WILL!

BLONDE OF THE DAY!!!

THE BLONDE OF THE DAY IS BACK, BITCHES!  SO HERE'S TO ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE BLONDES- ELLE WOODS!  IF THERE IS A BETTER REPRESENTATION OF AN ULTIMATE BLONDE IN EXISTENCE (PRESENT COMPANY ACCEPTED) I WANT TO SEE IT.  SINCE WE SADLY LOST THE OPPORTUNITY TO HAVE A BLONDE PRESIDENT IN HILLARY, ISN'T IT HIGH TIME FOR LEGALLY BLONDE 3- ELLE WOODS FOR PRESIDENT!

OR DO WE HAVE TO WAIT 'TIL SHE TURNS 35?  THEY CHANGE LAWS LEFT AND RIGHT WITHOUT RHYME OR REASON SO WHY NOT THIS ONE?  ELLE FOR PRESIDENT.  WRITE TO YOUR CONGRESS PERSON- UNLESS IT'S SALLY FIELD, WHAT A SNAKE SHE TURNED OUT TO BE!  BY THE WAY, REESE WILL GET HER TURN AS BLONDE OF THE DAY IN THE FUTURE- BECAUSE I LOVE HER AS MUCH AS I DO ELLE!

The Art of Karl Kerschl

I had heard Karl Kerschl's name many times but it wasn't until Teen Titans: Year One that I truly fell in love with his artwork.  There was just something very fresh and lively in his work that appealed to me.  I had the joy to discover his website and it is amazing!  Of particular interest are his paintings.  His Bjork is breath taking!  It doesn't hurt that he is kinda hot too!

BLONDE SQUAD #2 TO DEBUT AT COMIC CON

CHECK OUT THE COVER FOR THE BLONDE SQUAD #2 SET TO DEBUT AT COMIC CON IN SAN DIEGO THIS JULY.  ISSUE #1 CURRENTLY AVAILABLE AT THE PRISM COMICS STORE.

PEREZ HILTON/SLIMER SEPARATED AT BIRTH

I THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT PEREZ HILTON JUST CALLED JACK BLACK SLIMER, WHEN I HAVE ALWAYS SAID THAT PEREZ LOOKS JUST LIKE SLIMER!  DO YOU NEED MORE PROOF? I DIDN'T EVEN USE THE WORST PIC I COULD HAVE!

ARCHIE SHOULD HAVE PICKED JUGHEAD!!!

I CAME UP WITH THIS CARTOON FROM A COMMENT FROM MY BROTHER (HI, MARK!) ON FACEBOOK (THANKS,MARK!)  I THINK IT TIES TOGETHER CURRENT EVENTS IN AN INTERESTING WAY- IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF!!!

FLY, ROBIN FLY!!!

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT COMICS WERE SUCKING BAD ENOUGH FOR ME TO DROP THEM AND SAVE SOME $$$ - HERE COMES THE BATMAN TITLES OUT OF NO WHERE. I LOVED BATMAN AND ROBIN SO MUCH I THOUGHT I WOULD CHECK OUT RED ROBIN- AND I FREAKIN' LOVED IT. TIM DRAKE IS NOW RED ROBIN. I LIKE THAT IT IS TAKING FROM KINGDOM COME BUT NOT EXACTLY. GOOD RERAD FO' SHO'!

X-MEN FOREVER!!!

Okay-I'll be the first to admit, I haven't loved anything Chris Claremont has written since his departure from the X-Men in the early 90's- but I still get excited every time they announce he is on a new x-project even though it usually disappoints. This time it was a little different- he was going to "pick up where he left off" on his run on the X-men back in the day. I got it mostly out of obligation but was excited nonetheless. I have to admit it was pretty darn good!  There is something to be said about way too many character with way to many problems-not to mention thought balloons and hilarious subplots that we're never likely to see play out! Ahhh- it's nice to get your moneys worth and read a comic book that takes an hour and a half to read! Highly recommended! Fo' Sho'!

THE BLONDES OF THE DAY

THE "BLONDES OF THE DAY" ARE MY BELOVED SUPER HEROES, THE BLONDE SQUAD! CHECK OUT A GRREAT REVIEW OF THE BLONDE SQUAD BY TONY SMITH OVER AT THE PRISM COMICS WEB SITE! CLICK HERE

SHOCKING JUST SHOCKING!

American Idol contestant Adam Lambert shockingly comes out on the cover of Rolling Stone!  I am so disillusioned!  I had no idea.  I am as surprised as i was when Ellen, Melissa, Rosie, Martina, Clay and Jodie came out! (Oh my bad- Jodie's not out!  She is as straight as Anderson and Ricky!)

BLONDE OF THE DAY

SURE HE-MAN'S ALTER EGO WAS A LITTLE LIGHT IN THE LOAFERS- BUT HE IS JUST AS HOT AS HE-MAN.  NOW THAT I THINK OF IT THIS IS THE PERFECT EXAMPLE OF WHAT IS WRONG WITH GAY MEN.  THEY ALL ACT LIKE PRINCE ADAM BUT THEY WANT EVERYONE ELSE TO ACT LIKE HE-MAN.  THEY ALL WANT A BIG "MASC IN-SHAPE BRO" WHO TANS AND TAKES IT IN THE ASS! LOL  IF I SOUND BITTER- YOU TRY DATING IN WEST HOLLYWOOD WHERE HYPOCRISY IS AS RAMPANT AS PLUCKED EYEBROWS AND BOTOX!

HOT MESS OF THE DAY:THE BALLAD OF MAUDE-ETHEL

CHECK OUT THIS GORGEOUS BOAT-WRECK OF A HOT MESS! THIS IS MY SISTER, KELLY JO'S CHILDHOOD BABY DOLL, NAMED MAUDE-ETHEL BY MY SADISTIC MOTHER! THIS IS LIKE A PEDOPHILE STARTER KIT IF YOU ASK ME! I MEAN- WHAT THE FUCK, RIGHT?!? THIS IS HELLA SCARY AND THE BEST PART IS IT HAS THE YEAR 1975 STAMPED ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD.  NO! THE REAL BEST ART IS THAT MY LITTLE SISTER DECIDED TO "TRIM MAUDE-ETHEL'S FINGER NAILS" WITH THE SCISSORS MY MOTHER WOULD USE TO TRIM OUR BANGS AND CUT OFF THE TIPS OF THE DOLL'S FINGERS!  KINNKY!!!

JESUS AND GABBANA

IT'S GOOD TO SEE MODEL JESUS LUZ TAKE SOME TIME OFF FROM LETTING MADONNA RIDE HIS DISCO STICK AND DO SOME MODELING FOR THE NEW D&G AD CAMPAIGN.  I THINK IT'S TIME I ALLOWED JESUS INTO MY LIFE. WOOF!

SOMETHING TO CHEW ON

WETHER IT'S MOVIES, TV, OR COMICS I ALWAYS LIKE TO BE SURPRISED BY UNIQUE TWISTS AND STORIES. CHEW #1 FROM IMAGE COMICS WRITTEN BY JOHN LAYMAN AND ROB GUILLORY DELIVERS!  CHECK IT OUT!

BLONDE OF THE DAY

SHE TOOK MY LOVE AND SHE TOOK IT DOWN.  THE BLONDE OF THE DAY IS ONE OF THE BEST SONG WRITERS OF OUR TIME, A TRUE ORIGINAL AND NOTHING COMPARES TO HER.  LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO- THE BLONDE OF THE DAY, NONE OTHER THAN MS. STEVIE NICKS!  (HER HAUNTING SONG BEAUTY AND THE BEAST SAVED MY LIFE MORE THAN ONCE- BLESS YOU STEVIE!)

BLONDE OF THE DAY

THE BLONDE OF THE DAY IS BILLY IDOL! IT'S SUNDAY AND HE GOT A BIG OL' CROSS- SO WHY THE FUCK NOT?

BLONDE OF THE DAY

THE BLONDE of THE DAY is my beloved Homo-Hero from my first book from Green Candy Press!  it's a fun little book that is an adult, gay, novelty/activity book.  I have to say whenever i revisit it it totally cracks me up and I am still proud of it.  A perfect gift for the gay in your life! Click here  to purchase your copy!

PARTY AT PELHAM

My friends and I crashed the premiere party of Pelham 123 last night in Westwood.  It was fun. They had this fun B&W photo booth that showed off the good looks of my friends and I LOL (L to R, Matthew Clasby, Michael Farmer, Michael Troy and Baby Bird, Scotty Mullen!)  The party was great, and we didn't have to sit through the movie- which is fine because neither did Denzel- he had to haul ass to the Lakers Game!  What a riot!

BLONDE OF THE DAY

It's impossible for me to imagine life before one of the most influential BLONDES of my life, Madonna.  I was borne blonde- but she inspired my "BLONDE AMBITION."