THE BLONDE SQUAD COMIC Comic Book on Sale!

What happens when shallow blondes become super heroes just so they ca be famous? Nothing Good! The Blonde Squad by Michael Troy (Homo-Hero's Big Book of Fun and Adventure, Rocketboy, A Minute With Margot ) is a comedy pop culture satire about the state of fame and pop culture in our society with good old fashioned super hero drama and action thrown in for good measure.

In the first issue we are introduced to the team: Blonder Man, Drain, Speedbump and Psight as they take on shopping, the gym and ... Jay Leno???!!! And just what secret is there publicist hiding? Don't miss the blonde hijinks in this laugh -out-loud send up of super heroes for the Us Weekly/You tube generation.

The Blonde Squad is available for sale at The Prism Comics Online store and Hair Comics. If you live in Los Angeles you can pick it up at Golden Apple Comics on Melrose Avenue and if you live in Chicago you ca fid it at Brainstorm Comics. Don't miss out o the limited edition Betty White tribute variant cover!

THE BLONDE OF THE DAY: DAZZLER

Mutant singer Alison Blaire better known as "DAZZER" is a gay man's wet dream. Largely dismissed as a disco gimmick I think most people have a soft spot in their heart for her. I know I-I-I-I-I-I-I will always love her. She's more of a strawberry blonde- but hey that counts. Disco Dazzler is The Blonde of The Day! 'Nuff said!

TYLER PERRY TO BRING THE BIG "O" TO THE BIG SCREEN?

The buzz around H-wood is that Tyler perry is chomping at the bit to play the TITULAR role in The Kitty Kelly penned biopic about the big O. He was overheard saying "I love's Oprah-- god know I do but I kill her dead before she cock blocks my chance at an Oscar nomination! When I was little I used to put my hair in loop braids and pretend I was the little girl on the package of Charmin Toilet paper. And I read some where Oprah did the same thing when she was a little girl! I was born to play this part!" Not wanting to be too obvious with the title Perry is toying with "Precious 2" and "O-La-la".

No stranger to transexualism Eddie Murphy is in talks to play longtime Winfrey companion Gayle King. "I'll get my Oscar or I will double-dong myself with Mel Gibson's Golden Globes.", Murphy probably didn't say behind closed doors. The 141/2 hour shoot is to begin production in the Phillipines the day after tomorrow.

BLONDE OF THE DAY

'NUFF SAID!!!

Total ECLIPSE of the....

I resisted the TWILIGHT Saga as I imagined it would be rife with teen angst and much eye-rolling on my part. Thanks to gentle nudging from my sister and my good friend Anne, I saw Eclipse out of curiosity--not to mention wanting to see what all of the fuss was about. It was dripping with teen angst (as it should be) And there were some parts that gave me pause. But the more it sinks in the more I like it. Robert Pattinson makes one steamy vampire. And poor Taylor-- if he thinks he can have a career with his shirt on he is mistaken. (Not that I'm complaining mind you!) At least it prompted me to make this silly cartoon.

BLONDE SAVE THE QUEEN!

With The Blonde Squad getting ready to take the world by storm I thought I would reveal my inspiration for the cover to issue #1. I am a pop culture junkie and thought it would be fun to "homage" one of my favorite bands with my favorite blondes.

BLONDE OF THE DAY: GAGA

IN HONOUR OF THE RELEASE OF GAGA'S ALEJANDRO VIDEO (WHICH IS THE BOMB DIGGITY.) I PRESENT MY LADY GAGA PIN-UP. THIS WAS ORIGINALLY INTENDED FOR BLUEWATER PRODUCTIONS THE FAME: LADY GAGA COMIC (IN COMIC STORES JUNE 9TH) BUT THE UNIVERSE HAD OTHER PLANS. Rah rah rah rah rah....ENJOY.

TITANS FOREVER

Wouldn't it be awesome if DC took a page out of Marvel's Book and got Marv Wolfman and George Perez on a Titans Forever Series continuing on some point from their hey day?

BLONDE OF THE DAY: DRAIN

The Blonde of the day is DRAIN from the Blonde Squad. She has the ability to "drain" the energy out of anything and release it as energy. She will be adding much fun to The Blonde Squad comicbook coming this summer from LETHALLY BLONDE PRODUCTIONS.

BLONDE OF THE DAY: BLONDER MAN

The Blonde of the day is my new favorite blonde; BLONDER MAN. Blonder Man is poised to make a big splash in the pages of the Blonde Squad coming this summer from Michael Troy and LETHALLY BLONDE PRODUCTIONS.

BLONDE OF THE DAY PAM ANDERSON

Thanks to my mom and sister (and Donny Osmond) I am now roped in to Dancing With The Stars. I was most excited about Pambo on this season and she DID NOT disappoint! BLONDES REALLY DO HAVE MORE FUN! Hope you take the prize girlfriend- you deserve it!

BLONDE OF THE DAY LEVI JOHNSTON

WHY ASK WHY? HE'S HOT. YOU BETCHA!

THE BLONDE OF THE DAY

THE BLONDE OF THE DAY FOR VALENTIME'S DAY IS CUPID! DUH! I WISH HIS LITTLE FAT ASS WOULD SHOOT AN ARROW STRAIGHT INTO THE HEART OF SOME HOT GEEK CHIC GUY TO COME AND BE MY LOVER! SIGH... THE DAY AIN'T OVER YET!!!

CONAN O'BRIEN IS THE NEW TAYLOR SWIFT

CONAN O'BRIEN IS THE NEW TAYLOR SWIFT! OKAY HEAR ME OUT. I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST MR. O. I THINK HE IS FUNNY AND TALENTED. SEEMS LIKE A DECENT HUMAN BEING AND DESERVES HIS SUCCESS. AND THEN LENO "KANYE'S" HIM AND HE IS SUDDENLY THING THAT NO ONE MENTIONED BEFORE. DON'T GET ME WRONG LENO SHOULD SMOKE A TURD IN HELL. JUST SAYING...

BLONDE OF THE DAY HEIDI MONTAG

Why is everyone so up in arms against Heidi Montag and her big bucket of plastic surgery? She came from Beverly Hills where society's incessant drive for perfection is full-throttle. It is so typical of society to dictate what perfection is supposed to be, then condemn people for trying to achieve it. It's her body, her money and her ultimate happiness. Besides, won't it be a hoot to watch the progression of surgeries as the years go by? You go, gurl!

HAND CAUGHT IN CAN

When I was two years old my mom was taking a nap and I snuck out of the house. I wandered to the neighbors and for some reason started going through their garbage. I got a rusty tin can caught on my hand. I went home crying and woke my mom up. She couldn't get the can off so she called the fire dept and they came and cut off the can. They put a blurb in the local paper about it with the blurb "Hand caught in Can" LOL See? I've been making headlines for years.

Ultimate All-Stars

Here is the first cartoon in which I envision a series (If I feel like it: ) lampooning Marvel and DC. They are the only two companies that are allowed to survive and earn coverage. So I'm not bitter. Maybe a little.

The Blonde oF THE DAY

THE BLONDE OF THE DAY IS THE NEW EXCEPTIONALS TRAILER MY CO-CREATOR TONY SMITH COOKED UP FOR OUR UPCOMING MINI-SERIES COMING OUT THIS SUMMER. It's white HOT! Check it here!

BLONDE OF THE DAY

BLUEWATER PRODUCTIONS (DARREN DAVIS) IS RELEASING A LADY GAGA BI-COMIC IN TIME FOR FREE COMIC BOOK DAY AND I AM THRILLED TO ANNOUNCE THAT I HAVE CONTRIBUTED A PIN-UP FOR THE BOOK. I AM A HUGE FAN OF THE GAGA AND I AM SO HAPPY TO BE PART OF THIS.