BECAUSE SCOTTY DEMANDED IT! THE BLONDE OF THE DAY IS DIANA SCARWID. WHO COULD FORGET HER ROUSING TURN AS DAUGHTER OF PSYCHOTIC DESPOT JOAN CRAWFORD (DELICATELY AND RESTRAINFULLY PORTRAYED BY MS. FAYE DUNAWAY!) IN THE LEGENDARY MOMMIE DEAREST.
THE BLONDE OF THE DAY ALSO HAPPENS TO BE FEATURED IN THE LATEST AD FOR THE WHITE HOT COMIC I HAVE COMING UP WITH PARTNER IN CRIME, TONY SMITH, "THE EXCEPTIONALS". HIS NAME IS MIRACULOUS OR "PRINCE TROY"- BUFF AND GORGEOUS AND A LITTLE BIT OF A MAMA'S BOI! WITH A "MOM" LIKE MIRACULOUS WOMAN YOU CAN HARDLY BLAME HIM. TONY AND I HAVE OUR FAVORITE CHILDREN (WE ARE SUCH BAD PARENTS!) AND MIRACULOUS IS DEFINITELY ONE OF MY BABIES. HE ALSO FILLS THE TOKEN IDEALIZED VERSION OF MYSELF THAT I LIKE TO THROW IN TO SOME OF MY PROJECTS! I CAN HONESTLY SAY I HAVEN'T BEEN AS EXCITED ABOUT A PROJECT AS I AM ABOUT "THE EXCEPTIONALS!" BRING IT, BITCHES!
BOOM BOOM POW! CHECK OUT THE LATEST AD FOR THE UPCOMING COMIC BOOK MASTERPIECE "THE EXCEPTIONALS". THIS AS FEATURES "SWIFTY". CAN YOU GUESS WHAT HIS POWERS ARE?
CHECK OUT THE HOT NEW AD FOR "THE EXCEPTIONALS" COMING SOON FROM TONY SMITH AND I. THIS IS NOT YOUR MOTHER'S VOO DOO CHILD. IT'S HERS! (I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS- I AM JUST EXCITED ABOUT THE BOOK!
THERE IS A NEW BLOG IN TOWN! FOR THE BITCHIN' COMIC BOOK I AM COOKING UP WITH WRITER, CO-PARENT AND BEER DRINKER TONY SMITH! PLEASE FOLLOW AND CHECK IT OUT Y'ALL! http://theexceptionals.blogspot.com/
CHECK OUT THE NEW AD FROM THE WHITE HOT COMIC BOOK THAT I AM WORKING ON WITH TONY SMITH, "THE EXCEPTIONALS". I AM NO STRANGER TO HYPERBOLE- HOWEVER, THIS. WILL. BE. OFF. THE. CHAIN! I AM REALLY EXCITED ABOUT IT! AND WITH ALL OF THESE ADS AND SKETCHES IT WILL BE NO PROBLEM PUTTING OUT A COFFEE TABLE BOOK IN THE FUTURE. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT. I WANT IT AND I AM CO-CREATING IT! : )
