BLONDE OF THE DAY

FAR BE IT FROM ME TO CASH IN ON SOMEONE ELSE'S MEDIA ATTENTION.  EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED TO TAYLOR SWIFT AT THE VMA'S.  I WON'T BORE YOU BY REPEATING IT.  I THINK THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT I BARELY THOUGHT OF TAYLOR SWIFT AS ANYTHING MORE THAN A CUTE BLONDE WITH A GREAT SINGING VOICE  AND NOW I AM A HUGE FAN OF HERS BECAUSE OF HER BRUTAL AND SAVAGE ATTACK BY KANYE WEST!  THIS IN THE END WILL BE BETTER FOR HER AND BAD FOR WHATSHISFACE.  I PERSONALLY WOULD HAVE LOVED IT IF SHE INTERRUPTED HIS PERFORMANCE ON JAY LENO BY COMING OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF IT AND STARTING HER PERIOD TO UPSTAGE HIM.  THAT WOULD HAVE MADE HER BLONDE OF THE YEAR EASILY!

SEX AND THE SUPER HERO

Sex and The Super hero is the latest offering from Brian Andersen (So Super Duper, Reignbow and Deeva)  It revolves around a group of 5 sexed up super heros.  The dialogue is witty as Brian brings his usual flair to a very entertaining story.  Let's face it if I had a body like a super hero I'd be screwing all the time!  This first installment shows a lot of potential for a fun, fresh story that if we have seen anything like it before, it has not been this entertaining!  The art by Neftali Centeno is fresh and fun with a lot of energy that shows a lot of promise. (I hope he's gay as the men drawn in the story are HOT!!!)  Celina Hernandez rounds out the creative team with her letters and pretty palette of colors.  Check out an 8 page preview HERE.  You'll be glad you did!

BLONDE OF THE DAY

BECAUSE SCOTTY DEMANDED IT! THE BLONDE OF THE DAY IS DIANA SCARWID. WHO COULD FORGET HER ROUSING TURN AS DAUGHTER OF PSYCHOTIC DESPOT  JOAN CRAWFORD (DELICATELY AND RESTRAINFULLY PORTRAYED BY MS. FAYE DUNAWAY!) IN THE LEGENDARY MOMMIE DEAREST.

THIS MOVIE ALWAYS PUTS ME IN A GOOD MOOD!

MIRACULOUS! BLONDE OF THE DAY!

THE BLONDE OF THE DAY ALSO HAPPENS TO BE FEATURED IN THE LATEST AD FOR THE WHITE HOT COMIC I HAVE COMING UP WITH PARTNER IN CRIME, TONY SMITH, "THE EXCEPTIONALS".  HIS NAME IS MIRACULOUS OR "PRINCE TROY"- BUFF AND GORGEOUS AND A LITTLE BIT OF A MAMA'S BOI! WITH A "MOM" LIKE MIRACULOUS WOMAN YOU CAN HARDLY BLAME HIM.  TONY AND I HAVE OUR FAVORITE CHILDREN (WE ARE SUCH BAD PARENTS!) AND MIRACULOUS IS DEFINITELY ONE OF MY BABIES.  HE ALSO FILLS THE TOKEN IDEALIZED VERSION OF MYSELF THAT I LIKE TO THROW IN TO SOME OF MY PROJECTS!  I CAN HONESTLY SAY I HAVEN'T BEEN AS EXCITED ABOUT A PROJECT AS I AM ABOUT "THE EXCEPTIONALS!"  BRING IT, BITCHES!

QUICKER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT HE CONQUERS

BOOM BOOM POW! CHECK OUT THE LATEST AD FOR THE UPCOMING COMIC BOOK MASTERPIECE "THE EXCEPTIONALS". THIS AS FEATURES "SWIFTY".  CAN YOU GUESS WHAT HIS POWERS ARE?

I PUT A SPELL ON YOU

CHECK OUT THE HOT NEW AD FOR "THE EXCEPTIONALS" COMING SOON FROM TONY SMITH AND I. THIS IS NOT YOUR MOTHER'S VOO DOO CHILD. IT'S HERS! (I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS- I AM JUST EXCITED ABOUT THE BOOK!

NEW EXCEPTIONALS BLOG

THERE IS A NEW BLOG IN TOWN! FOR THE BITCHIN' COMIC BOOK I AM COOKING UP WITH WRITER, CO-PARENT AND BEER DRINKER TONY SMITH! PLEASE FOLLOW AND CHECK IT OUT Y'ALL!  http://theexceptionals.blogspot.com/